Life #Lategram

Life Lategram

July was the month of the staycation (still despise the word with the fire of a thousand suns), the month I spent almost entirely outside by all accounts. I did a vlog…

It was the month I went to the rugby and bought hotdogs bigger than my head – that photo is screaming out for a ‘would be a shame if…; meme really isn’t it? Knock yourselves out.

In July Betty embraced her doghood and lived life to the full. Pete just looked mean and moody and spent a whole day pretending to be violently ill, faking that he’d grown an extra pair of phantom testicles where his old ones used to be. It was all LIES! He just wanted to listen to me phone the vets to explain that my dog had balls where there shouldn’t be balls. The second I hung up, right as rain. Git.

It was also the month I went to an air show and loved it far too much, under that ‘do my face looks like Christmas morning. I’m not cool and I’m good with that.  I saw a whole lot of my husband in July, #happyface but not very much at all of the step-kids #happyface. JOKES! Missed their little mushes.

I was reminded almost constantly throughout July that I live in the most beautiful part of the world. I challenge anyone who says otherwise to a duel.

Also bought myself some new wellies and found a shell on the beach and inexplicably felt the need to photograph them both.

How did you fare in July?

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  • Looks like a wonderful July!! And the Pete story made me splutter coffee everywhere! haha!!
    Rosie xx

  • Ah love the vlog!! The doggies are so cute and it looks stunning round there. Super jealous x

    Jasmin Charlotte

  • Did you ever get to the bottom of the phantom balls? It sounds far more exciting than The Phantom Tollbooth that I remember reading at school. You could write cautionary books for prospective dog owners…

    Looks like a fab month, m’dear! xx

  • Ahaha grew a pair of phantom testicles. Cheeky dog. July looked wonderful, everyone needs a break from kids eh 😉 xo

  • Kerri

    That wellie photo has many blogger vibes.

    The vlogs were interesting, even Kris took a look, for one second when you mentioned the word “derrière”.

    Happy August!

  • Samantha

    Those hotdogs look amaaaaaaaze! Laughed out loud at the dog balls, husband is now looking at me funny…. x

  • I love your Instagram <3

  • lovely July, and Pete and Betty are the highlights, obviously x

  • Ha, he lives to make me look ridiculous.
    M x

  • Thanks lovely, I’m working on it!
    Devon is gorgeous, you know it! Come visit us down south again soon.
    M x

  • Ha, I could make a killing writing Cautionary Tales for Waggy Tails (working title!) and no we didn’t, the lump vanished, the dog was fine, I looked a plonker.
    M x

  • He’s a right royal pain in the arse to be honest. Bur he’s adorable and I can’t get enough of his little face.
    M x

  • Hipsterness, blogger photos, I feel like I’m going a bit wrong in life. Am I? I don’t want to be whatever this is. HELP ME.
    And hey Kris!

  • Many many people have been amused by this dogs’ antics, he’s a bloody nightmare!! But he’s cute so….

  • I love your face.

  • They always are, everything else plays catch up.

  • I have a feeling that dogs are like children, they delight in embarrassing you.

  • Kerri

    Naaaah, you can cash the points in at the end for a prize. Maybe a golden moustache or something.

  • Lisa and Stella

    Looks like you and your hair twin (Pete of course!) had a good July. Apart from all the odd-shaped balls! 🙂 xox